Wednesday, December 7, 2011

13 Days of Creepmas: My Favorite Christmas Horror Movies (#10-#1)


Welcome back for the second part of my list of top 20 holiday-themed horror movies! Like I mentioned yesterday, these are films I try to watch every year around Christmas. You'll find that most of these are horror films, but there are a few that are more subtle in their horrors (and one that isn't really horror at all, but that horror fans appreciate). All of the movies listed are guaranteed to put me in the Creepmas spirit!

Since the list is a bit lengthy, I posted Part 1 yesterday and below you'll find my remaining top 10 list (#10-#1!)!


10.) A Christmas Tale – This little gem is part of the DVD set “6 Films to Keep You Awake” from Spain, and is about a group of childhood chums that stumble upon a thief dressed as Santa who has fallen into a hole in the forest. After learning she is a criminal who has recently stolen a bunch of money, the kids sadistically torture her with hopes they can get their money on the cash. Eventually, they think they’ve killed her, but the woman manages to escape and starts viciously hunting down the children to get her revenge. This is an extremely well-done and tense film, but also throws in some laughs with the Goonies-like group of kids and many ‘80s pop culture references.
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9.) Tales from the Crypt – "All Through the House" - This creepy story in the original Tales from the Crypt anthology (based on the EC comics of the same name) stars Joan Collins as beautiful-but-deadly wife who murders her husband on Christmas Eve as their young daughter waits for Santa Claus upstairs. Soon, Santa does show up, but he’s no jolly gift-giver and proceeds to stalk them in their home.
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8.) P2 – A lot of people dismiss this movie, but I actually enjoyed it. A woman working late on Christmas Eve finds herself trapped on the P2 level of her office’s parking structure after everyone’s gone home…and it seems the weirdo security guard has made plans to spend Christmas with her, whether she likes it or not. While it’s not the best movie ever made, it has some great tension, wonderful holiday decorations and a yummy Wes Bentley as the psycho security guard.
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7.) Edward Scissorhands – This isn’t strictly Christmas-themed nor is it a true horror movie, but I love watching this classic Tim Burton movie (and one of my personal favorite movies of all time) around the holidays. There is just something about the last part of the movie, with all the snow, Christmas decorations and message of enduring love that resonates with me and makes this a wonderful Christmas flick. Plus, it’s gothic undertones and the last appearance of Vincent Price makes it an ideal choice for horror fans. This is the original Team Edward!!
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6.) Dead End – Ray Wise and Lin Shaye star in this little-known holiday film about a dysfunctional family taking a trip to visit their relatives on Christmas Eve. When the dad decides to take a shortcut on a dark country road, strange things start to happen. A big, black hearse is the only car on the road, they pick up a silent woman, they pass a creepy baby carriage on the road and they never seem to get any closer to their destination. This movie boasts hilarious dysfunctional family moments as well as hair-raising scenes and a great double-twist at the end.
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5.) Santa’s Slay – Okay, this movie doesn’t float everyone’s boat, but I just can’t get enough of this movie! It is in the same crass category as Jack Frost, and I just love it! The backstory on Santa as an evil demon is genius (and a great nod to Krampus), plus the opening scene where Santa massacres a group of characters played by some D-list celebrities is one of the best opening scenes ever!
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4.) Gremlins – How could I not include this on my list? This is a must-see for me every Christmas season! I know it’s not really a “horror” movie, but who can resist Gizmo and his evil spawn during the holiday season? This is a really funny and witty cult classic that still holds up today. And I can’t think of a better movie for the kiddies (and kids-at-heart) this Creepmas (well, besides Nightmare Before Christmas, see below).
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3.) The Nightmare Before Christmas – A classic that I watch both on Halloween AND Christmas and yet never get tired of. Who doesn’t love Jack Skellington’s plans for Christmas and his version of Sandy Claws? The coupling of Halloween and Christmas in the film is sheer perfection for those of us that like our Christmases with a touch of spookiness to them!
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2.) Inside – Looking for a dark, extremely gory tale this Christmas? Well, it just wouldn’t be Christmas without the ultra-violent and controversial Inside! In this French movie, a pregnant woman’s home is invaded on Christmas Eve (what is it and all these movies on Christmas Eve??) and she is forced to fight for her and her unborn baby’s life against a crazed mystery woman. Not for the squeamish.
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1.) Black Christmas – My #1 movie for the holiday season is still this 1974 classic from Bob Clark (who gave us the other holiday classic A Christmas Story) about a group of sorority sisters (including Olivia Hussey and Margot Kidder) who receive sinister phone calls during Christmas. The calls start obscene but become more terrifying as the sisters begin disappearing one by one. To this day, the phone calls and killer creep me the f@%k out! This film also pre-dates both Halloween (the killer’s POV) and When a Stranger Calls (creepy calls) and has inspired many horror films. The film is nerve-wracking, has characters we actually care about and a solid storyline. I also like how it leaves many questions about the killer unanswered, making it all the more hair-raising. FYI – Watch the terrifying original instead of the tepid remake.
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Check out Part 1 (my picks for 11-20) HERE!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

13 Days of Creepmas: My Favorite Christmas Horror Movies (#20-#11)


Below is the first part of my list of top 20 holiday-themed horror movies I like to watch every year around Christmas. Most are straight-forward holiday horrors, but you’ll find a few in there that are a bit more subtle and only contain traces of horror. Some are terrifying, some are gory, some are disturbing, some are romantic and more than a few are a little goofy, but all of the movies below put me in the Creepmas spirit!

Since the list is a bit lengthy, I'll be posting Part 1 (a countdown from #20 to #11) today and posting my top 10 tomorrow. 


20.) Child’s Play – The horror of this tale started when a kid just HAD to have the latest, greatest toy for Christmas! His mom dutifully procures one for the greedy kid (from a creepy homeless dude), but it turns out the much-coveted Good Guy doll “Chucky” is harboring the spirit of crazed serial killer Charles Lee Ray. Pretty soon, Chucky is murdering everyone in sight.
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19.) Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale – While this Finnish film isn’t exactly horror, it still has some extremely creepy moments. In a remote area of Finland, a corporation seems to have uncovered the final resting place of Santa Claus and plan to excavate by Christmas. Meanwhile, young boy begins to notice strange occurrences and disappearances around his village, which is close to the excavation site. Could the evil Santa Claus have been released upon the world? I found the film just okay, but the images of all those old, wrinkly and naked elves still creeps me out!
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18.) Two Front Teeth – A lot of people are unfamiliar with this creative low-budget effort and that’s a shame! This is a campy and tongue-in-cheek indie flick celebrates the season with killer elves, a trio of nun assassins under an oath of silence called the “Silent Knights,” an evil tooth fairy posing as Santa Claus and “X-mas Files” journalist Gabe Snow trying to piece the mystery of the crash of flight 1225 together. Though this low-budget film has its flaws, its witty Christmas references make it memorable and will put you in a holly-jolly mood!
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17.) Wind Chill - It’s a snowy Christmas Eve and a college student who is trying to get home for Christmas is ride-sharing with a stranger. They are in an accident that leaves them stranded and then freaky stuff starts to occur. This is a more psychological horror film than anything else, though the strange stuff that happens to the stranded girl and guy is definitely eerie. Just don’t watch it before you have to travel for the holidays!
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16.) Calvaire – Set during Christmas, this movie is about a traveling entertainer that gets stranded in the wrong backwoods town on the way to his big Christmas gig. The locals (who are all men), seem kind enough at first, but pretty soon our protagonist realizes all is not as it appears and he is dealing with some very lonely mountain men. This is an extremely disturbing and unsettling Belgian film by Fabrice du Welz and perfect for those looking for a something little darker this holiday season.
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15.) Marcus - Complaining about having to spend time with your dysfunctional family this Christmas? After viewing the bleak and disturbing indie film Marcus, I’m sure you’ll stop your bitching and have a greater appreciation for your own family. The claustrophobic atmosphere of the film creates a tension that is only matched by the family members' distrust and deceit.
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14.) Silent Night, Deadly Night - This is probably the most notorious Christmas movie because of the controversy it generated when it was first released. Though the film Christmas Evil came years before and had a similar premise of a killer Santa, people still protested Silent Night, Deadly Night because of its portrayal of a killer dressed as Santa Claus. Watching it now you don’t really understand what all the fuss was about, but its still a pretty solid horror film and it even boasts a topless Linnea Quigley in an early role! A young boy who sees his parents get murdered by a maniac wearing a Santa suit grows up traumatized and after getting a job playing Santa Claus at a toy store he finally snaps and seeks revenge.
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13.) Sheitan - Beware the dangers of Christmas Eve! In this French film, a group of twentysomethings meet a seemingly sweet and innocent woman at a club on Christmas Eve, who invites them back to her family’s run-down farmhouse in the French countryside. Once they arrive, the kids realize that the “family” is slightly off. Sheitan is another uncomfortable film and is probably the must disturbing and strange movies of the bunch. Not only does the film make you feel uncomfortable, but there is plenty of nasty violence, incest, sex and devil worship to shock and satiate even the most jaded of viewers. Would make a seriously disturbing double feature with Calvaire.
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12.) Jack Frost – Make no mistake, this is an absolutely AWFUL movie, but I can’t help but love it!! Known best for a scene involving a snowman raping Shannon Elizabeth’s character to death with a carrot, this movie has a silly premise (serial killer turns into a killer snowman after being in a freak acid accident), cheesy one-liners, BUT some pretty inventive deaths.
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11.) Christmas Evil – A Christmas cult classic, this film came out before the notoriously boycotted Silent Night, Deadly Night (as mentioned above), even though it has the similar theme of a man snapping and doning a red Santa suit to instill Christmas fear in anyone who he deems as being “naughty.” Though the first half of the film is a little slow, the action picks up in the last half as the lead character, Harry, finally snaps and begins taking people out with killer toys that he’s hand-crafted. A stand-out performance from Brandon Maggert (Fiona Apple’s dad!) and the film’s dark tone make Christmas Evil a memorable holiday film.
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Read Part 2 where I unveil my top 10 holiday horror movies!

Monday, December 5, 2011

13 Days of Creepmas: We're Gonna Have a Gothic Christmas


A few years ago, symphonic metal/gothic rock band Within Temptation released a free song around the holidays called "Gothic Christmas". With lyrics like, "Santa's going to grunt in Latin; And slay a dragon or two." and "Rudolph, he will change his name, 'Cause "Rudolph" just sounds really lame— Now we'll call him Ragnagord, The evil reindeer overlord" this song is just plain fun!

To make it even better, a fan has cut scenes from The Nightmare Before Christmas and set them to Within Temptation's "Gothic Christmas" song!

Enjoy the video below:

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sunday Funday: Favorite Photos of the Week

I've been busy writing Creepmas-themed posts, but couldn't miss posting another Sunday Funday post!

Check out my favorite photos I've gathered from the web throughout the week!

Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership of any of the photos below unless otherwise noted.

I adore owls!

Funerary beauty

The Cure = love

I love sparkly Christmas lights!

Burn baby burn

Totally want this!

Yabba dabba zombie!

I am OBSESSED with American Horror Story!

One of my favorite Christmas movies!

Mmmmmm...candy canes!

Love this movie and this poster is amazing

Mwhahahaha!
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